We’ve heard it all before. The misinformed comments about how the Wii isn’t a ‘hardcore’ console, how the Wii is forever collecting dust and isn’t worth anyone’s time. While once upon a time the comments levied at it may have had a semblance of truth, this time is long gone. Just look at No More Heroes 2 for instance, visceral and distinctly mature. The same can be said of the woefully underrated Dead Space: Extraction. Now we come to Monster Hunter Tri, a game that might not look vicious but hides an incredibly challenging and deep experience. It might be a bit of a slow burner but persevere through the first few hours and you’ll be pleasantly surprised. This is a title squarely aimed at the long term player rather than the casual newbie.
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Review: No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle (Wii)
Visceral, mental and brilliant. Three words that sum up No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle perfectly. It’s not a game that gently eases itself onto your Wii, it bursts onto the screen with a huge bang and never lets go. At least not until you’ve risen through the ranks of assassination and clinched the top spot.
Much like the original No More Heroes, you play Travis Touchdown, an assassin working his way up the ranks in order to be the best killer around. It’s a plot line that would make the Daily Mail recoil in horror but it makes for some terrific and insane fun. Travis starts out at a lowly number 51 in the rankings suggesting that there are a lot of assassins to kill along the way. This isn’t quite the case as due to various events that will soon unfold; there are only really 15 bosses to compete against. It’s no bad thing though as it ensures that No More Heroes 2 never runs the risk of outstaying its welcome.
Review: Family Party: 30 Great Games Winter Fun (Wii)
No matter how successful Wii Sports and it’s little brother Wii Sports Resort gets, it still receives sneers and remarks from a large contingent of gamers. But let’s be honest here, it’s a really good game. I remember the first time I played it, ironically enough with my Mum, Dad and girlfriend, perfectly fulfilling the “family game” ideal; but that’s what it does so well. And with it’s unseen success comes many other games, hoping to follow suit and reach the same highs.
Some of them are good, offering a fresh take and a variety of different games. Others, like Family Party: 30 Great Games Winter Fun (great title, by the way) have not managed it, instead coming across like a poor imitator. I didn’t appreciate how well polished the Wii Sports games are until I played games like this. The likes of Table Tennis and Basketball etc. all seem so easy to play, with a simple control method that you can pick up after a few games, and enough of a difficulty curve to make you want to play it more and improve.
Review: Astro Boy: The Video Game (Wii)
Astro Boy is not the Japanese Pinocchio. He might sound awfully similar, what with being a robot (rather than puppet) who desperately wants to be a real boy, but actually Astro Boy is a hell of a lot cooler. He’s a robot boy who fights crime, evil, all the usual bad stuff. He does this thanks to his impressive arsenal of weaponry, including a machine gun that fires out of his posterior to put it nicely. It makes for an excellent sounding video game character doesn’t it? It did once upon a time in the guise of Omega Factor for the Gameboy Advance, however this game is not very good at all. Instead it is positively mediocre.
To be fair to the Astro Boy name, this game is based on the film rather than the Manga which makes a crucial difference. Astro Boy this time round is a perfect example of just how half-hearted a game can be when made in conjunction with the release of a film of the same name. The game follows the narrative of the film quite well, with some brief expansion but nothing too major. Cut scenes from the film are used in the opening and closing sequence of the game but disappointingly all other cut scenes use the in-game engine’s graphics to demonstrate what’s going on. Astro Boy wouldn’t look out of place on the Playstation 2 despite having the graphical prowess of the Wii behind it, so it’s a shame to see the graphics are so middle of the road. Much like the rest of the game, the graphics are just rather hideously bland and uninteresting.
Review: Disney Sing It: Pop Hits (Wii)
Back when I was younger, I had the likes of The Jungle Book, Aladdin and The Lion King to sing along to. Rather impressively (well I think so at least) I can still remember all the words to half a dozen animated Disney films. Perhaps a useless piece of knowledge but it gives me a nice warm, fuzzy feeling. Now though, Disney music is all about Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers and High School Musical. The cynic in me might complain and lament the loss of ‘proper’ Disney music, but the kids like it so it’s obviously doing something right. This is where we come to Disney Sing It: Pop Hits. You see, if you’re over the age of about 15, this is your idea of hell. Worst of all is, if you’re a parent it’s a form of hell that you won’t be able to escape as your kids will love it.



